Comedy in Dartford

Alan Carr: Have I Said Too Much?

Alan Carr’s back on tour and his lips are unsealed!With a big mouth and a talent for oversharing, Alan’s ready to dish some drama.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Phil Wang: Uh Oh

UH OH. Phil Wang’s back with a new stand-up show, and he’s older than ever before.He’s got a moustache now. It bristles with wisdom.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Tim Vine: Sillypun Valley

Leave the real world behind and come to Sillypun Valley.It’s Tim Vine with a barrage of new drivel. The joke conveyor belt is set to full speed.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

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Jimmy Carr: Killing Jokes

In comedy, ‘killing’ is a good thing. Everywhere else, it’s frowned upon.Jimmy has confirmed kills in over 50 countries and on 13 specials.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Sophie McCartney: Queenage Dirtbag

Now in her 40s, Sophie McCartney has officially entered her ‘Queenage’ years. At this point in her life, she should be a responsible adult. A capable parent.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

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Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv

Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026…

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv

Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026…

Orchard West, Dartford

Ed Gamble: Fresh Hell

Everyone’s annoying cousin, Ed Gamble, is going back on tour in 2027 across the UK & Ireland with some more of his stand up grot.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Ed Gamble: Fresh Hell

Everyone’s annoying cousin, Ed Gamble, is going back on tour in 2027 across the UK & Ireland with some more of his stand up grot.

Orchard West, Dartford

Chris McCausland: Waffle

You might have seen him on Strictly Come Dancing, Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The La…

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

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The Comedy Quarter

The Comedy Quarter is The Mick Jagger Centre's very own Comedy Club in association with Mirth Control. This one is extra special as it's our Christmas Comedy Qu…

The Mick Jagger Centre, Dartford