Things to do in Dartford

Murder Trial Tonight V: Death in the Family

Murder Trial Tonight returns after four previous sold-out seasons with its most gripping case yet.Murder Trial Tonight V: Death in the Family brings a chilling…

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

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Michael Starring Ben

Take a journey back in time to remember Michael Jackson – the man, the music and the magic.MichaelⓇ Starring Ben is a hit theatre production starring the UK's u…

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

A Night To Remember Motown Show

A Night To Remember: Motown Show takes you back in time to 1960’s Detroit. Be prepared for a high energy show, packed with the greatest Motown hits of all time.…

The Mick Jagger Centre, Dartford

Alan Carr: Have I Said Too Much?

Alan Carr’s back on tour and his lips are unsealed!With a big mouth and a talent for oversharing, Alan’s ready to dish some drama.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

The Classic Rock Show

‘The Classic Rock Fan’s Ultimate Live Juke Box!’From AC/DC to ZZ Top and everything in between, including Led Zeppelin, Dire Straits, Queen, The Eagles, Lynyrd…

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Operation Mincemeat

Operation Mincemeat is the 2024 Olivier Award-winning Best New Musical. It’s London's biggest hit with 113 Five-Star reviews, making it the best-reviewed show i…

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Nathan Carter

Nathan Carter is a talented singer hailing from Liverpool, currently residing in Ireland.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Phil Wang: Uh Oh

UH OH. Phil Wang’s back with a new stand-up show, and he’s older than ever before.He’s got a moustache now. It bristles with wisdom.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Tim Vine: Sillypun Valley

Leave the real world behind and come to Sillypun Valley.It’s Tim Vine with a barrage of new drivel. The joke conveyor belt is set to full speed.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

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Jimmy Carr: Killing Jokes

In comedy, ‘killing’ is a good thing. Everywhere else, it’s frowned upon.Jimmy has confirmed kills in over 50 countries and on 13 specials.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Psychic Sally

In almost every way, Sally Morgan is an ordinary woman. She's a wife, mother and grandmother.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

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Jools Holland and His Rhythm & Blues Orchestra

At the age of eight Jools Holland could play the piano fluently by ear, and by the time he reached his early teens he was proficient and confident enough to be…

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

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Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing

Gary Delaney’s last UK tour ran for two and a half years across 378 dates.People laughed a lot and kept coming back.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

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Sophie McCartney: Queenage Dirtbag

Now in her 40s, Sophie McCartney has officially entered her ‘Queenage’ years. At this point in her life, she should be a responsible adult. A capable parent.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

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Baby Broadway Christmas Family Concert

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas with Baby Broadway!A magical family concert that brings the spirit of Christmas to life for families with young children.…

The Mick Jagger Centre, Dartford

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Hey Jude! Get Back with the Beatles

Hey Jude! Get Back with The Beatles is a spectacular theatrical concert redefining how audiences experience The Beatles.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv

Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026…

Orchard West, Dartford

Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv

Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026…

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Ed Gamble: Fresh Hell

Everyone’s annoying cousin, Ed Gamble, is going back on tour in 2027 across the UK & Ireland with some more of his stand up grot.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Ed Gamble: Fresh Hell

Everyone’s annoying cousin, Ed Gamble, is going back on tour in 2027 across the UK & Ireland with some more of his stand up grot.

Orchard West, Dartford

Francis Rossi

One of Britain's most loved and influential musicians takes to the road again with a brand new show entitled The Francis Rossi Songbook: Quo – Past, Present, Fu…

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Oh What A Night

Oh What a Night! takes you back in time on a musical journey through the incredible career of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons.Valli’s unmistakable voice domina…

The Mick Jagger Centre, Dartford

Boyzlife

Irish pop duo featuring ex-members of Westlife and Boyzone. Brian McFadden and Keith Duffy perform pop hits by their former bands.There are few acts that accomp…

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Rumours of Fleetwood Mac - 50th Anniversary Tour

Note for note, and in its entirety, plus all the greatest hitsPersonally endorsed by Fleetwood Mac founding member, Mick Fleetwood, the Rumours of Fleetwood Mac…

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Björn Again

Björn Again. The original Australian ABBA Homage has amassed over 5,800 shows in 78 countries in 39 years.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

What's Love Got To Do With It?

Ultimate tribute concert to Tina Turner, presented by the award-winning producers behind Whitney - Queen Of The Night.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Classically Kate Bush

A brand-new show celebrating the music of the iconic Kate Bush as never before is coming to Stoke-on-Trent.

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Bhangra Night Live 2026!!

Join the biggest names in the UK's Bhangra scene, for an evening of classics and smash hits at the famous Mick Jagger Centre.

The Mick Jagger Centre, Dartford

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Curtain Call - the Mick Jagger

'Curtain Call' is a celebration of musical theatre performed by students from across the school.

The Mick Jagger Centre, Dartford

Murder Trial Tonight

Tigerslane Studios, renowned for its captivating true-crime productions, is thrilled to announce the launch of the new season of ‘Murder Trial Tonight – The Doo…

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Chris McCausland: Waffle

You might have seen him on Strictly Come Dancing, Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The La…

Orchard Theatre, Dartford

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Dartford Township Choir - Sing Soul With Mike King

Dartford Township Choir is delighted to present Sing Soul Live with Mike King. This concert is the culmination of 6-weeks of workshops, and will feature both Da…

The Mick Jagger Centre, Dartford

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The Comedy Quarter

The Comedy Quarter is The Mick Jagger Centre's very own Comedy Club in association with Mirth Control. This one is extra special as it's our Christmas Comedy Qu…

The Mick Jagger Centre, Dartford

Nicky Trix Comedy Christmas Cracker

Join Kent's favourite family entertainer Nicky Trix and his mischievous sidekick, Nambu the elephant for a festive family extravaganza packed with laughter, mag…

The Mick Jagger Centre, Dartford

Mother's Goosed'- An Adult Pantopocalypse by T.A. Donnelly

The fairy tales you loved... have gone spectacularly off the rails!Wishy Washy has spent a lifetime being the forgotten sidekick. No princess. No happy ending.

Fleetdown Community Centre, Dartford

Dso Christmas Concert

DSO Christmas ConcertColeridge-Taylor - Christmas Overture Wells and Torme - The Christmas Song Irving Berlin - White Christmas Sutton at Hone Primary School Ch…

The Mick Jagger Centre, Dartford

Baby Broadway Christmas Family Concert- Sevenoaks

“ We LOVE baby broadway. So magical at Christmas. The children are mesmerized” - parent on Instagram“Thank you so much for some much needed Christmas cheer this…

The Mick Jagger Centre, Dartford

Daods Present "the Magical Tale of Snow White"

DAODS Panto returns in 2027Snow White has come of age, and with her beauty surpassing the wicked Queen Griselda's, a magical mirror sets a thrilling adventure i…

Heathfields Hall, Dartford

Robin Hood

Axstane Players proudly present this year's pantomime: Robin HoodDeep in the heart of Sherwood Forest lives the legendary Robin Hood!

Farningham Village Hall, Dartford

Nick Pitt As Elvis

Get ready for a fantastic night of music and nostalgia as Nick Pitt brings the magic of Elvis Presley to life at Bexley Park Sports and Social Club on Friday 5t…

Bexley Park Sports & Social Club, Dartford

Sue O'Brien is'the Musical Medium'

Join Sue for a night of Music and Mediumship, where the memories of your loved one's favourite songs are blended together with their message for you. IMPORTANT…

Dartford Grammar School, Dartford

K-Pop Fever - the Ultimate K-Pop Tribute

Get ready to feel the heat - K-POP FEVER is here! Bringing the unstoppable energy, dazzling choreography, and iconic style of the world's biggest music phenomen…

Dartford Grammar School, Dartford

Oh What A Night 2027!

OH WHAT A NIGHT! takes you back in time on a musical journey through the incredible career of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons.Vallis unmistakable voice dominat…

The Mick Jagger Centre, Dartford

A Medium Night With Sue O'Brien

Join us for an entertaining evening of mediumship, where Sue will be linking in with past loved ones , and giving messages from the spirit world. Please note th…

Bexley Park Sports & Social Club, Dartford