Comedy in Carlisle

Phil Ellis

Star of Taskmaster and award-winning comedian, Phil Ellis, has entertained audiences of all ages with his amalgamation of off-beat observational material and ph…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

The End Of The World According To Jonathan Pie

Jonathan Pie, the UK’s angriest news reporter returns for a brand-new Live Show touring the UK.Jonathan Pie is coming to terms with the horror of Keir Starmer’s…

Sands Centre, Carlisle

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Simon Brodkin: Unleashed

Acclaimed comedian and professional hoaxerHe’s the comedian who showered FIFA president Sepp Blatter with cash, handed Prime Minister Theresa May her P45, and c…

Sands Centre, Carlisle

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Paul Merton & Suki Webster's Improv Show

Fast, fabulously funny improvised games, scenes, stories and laugh out loud surrealism.An hour of sensational improvised comedy hosted by two of the UK’s master…

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Connor Burns: Flow

Don’t miss the all-new show from Scotland’s hilarious new stand-up superstar who is widely hailed as one of the most exciting breakthrough artists in the global…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Carl Hutchinson

Carl has a unique blend of storytelling and physical comedy, with a dash of down-to-earth banter.

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Seann Walsh: After This One, I'm Going Home

Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee and the self-dubbed “Lie-In King”, Seann Walsh is 'unquestionably the best observational comic of his generation' (The Guardian).…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Alan Carr: Have I Said Too Much?

Alan Carr’s back on tour and his lips are unsealed!With a big mouth and a talent for oversharing, Alan’s ready to dish some drama.

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Stuart Mitchell: Life Support

Stuart Mitchell returns with his brand-new tour show!It’s something entirely new… and this time, we’re releasing early access tickets, giving you the chance to…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Pierre Novellie: Okay, One More Then Bedtime

Pierre Novellie returns with more observational nerd comedy, one last time before bed.Following the success of last year's show, You Sit There, I'll Stand Here,…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Phil Wang: Uh Oh

UH OH. Phil Wang’s back with a new stand-up show, and he’s older than ever before.He’s got a moustache now. It bristles with wisdom.

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv

Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026…

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Matt Bragg

The son of television warm up man Bobby Bragg, Matt has been performing stand up all over the country for the last 7 years.

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Ian Stone - Looking for the Wow

Life can’t just be the humdrum, the mundane and the routine before the inevitable slide to disease, decay and death.

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Troy Hawke

Following last year’s sellout world tour, Troy Hawke is back to his globe sweeping in 2026 with new show ‘Never Stop, Never Change!’Angry security guards, barke…

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Two Mr P's in a Podcast Live

Mr P has been a primary school teacher for over twelve years. He still works part-time in school and leads training in schools all over the UK and beyond.

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities

Roll up, roll up! Or use a more conventional form of transport to get to the show. It's entirely your choice.

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Jim Davidson: No Holds Barred

Jim Davidson returns in 2027 with No Holds Barred, a brand-new tour that promises exactly what the title suggests: no limits, no filters and no apologies.One of…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Matt Forde: Project Holy Moly

Another new Prime Minister. Another new government. Another set of black holes.Join leading political comedian and satirist Matt Forde (The Royal Variety Perfor…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Tom Allen: Totally

Co-host of ITV's Cooking with the Stars and the Like Minded Friends podcast, and host of everyone's favourite gardening visualised podcast, Pottering.

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Just the Tonic: Working From Home

Livestreamed comedy show from Just the Tonic with chaos, sketches, pre-recorded bits and live chat.

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It

Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2026 with a show that promises to stick it to The Man, as long as The Man doesnt stick it back to him. With his trademark…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

An Hour With Mick Miller

SATURDAY 20TH FEBRUARY 2027- Join us to see Comedy Legend and one of our most treasured entertainers Mick Miller at Harraby Catholic Club in Carlisle.This will…

Harraby Catholic Club Ltd, Carlisle

Dan Nightingale & Friends

Another tour of brilliant stand-up comedy from Dan Nightingale, host of the Have A Word podcast, and some of his very funny mates.

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Fiona Allen: White Lies

Fiona Allen from the Emmy award winning show Smack the Pony is back on tour with her new critically acclaimed show White Lies.

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Jack Skipper: Nothing Heavy

After a sell-out debut tour and an appearance on Live at the Apollo, Jack Skipper is back with his brand-new show, Nothing Heavy.

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Lawrence Chaney: Weight A Minute

Lawrence Chaney, the Scottish drag superstar best known for winning RuPaul’s Drag Race UK, is back with a brand new tour next year and has announced Aberdeen &…

The Brickyard, Carlisle