Comedy in Carlisle

The End Of The World According To Jonathan Pie

Jonathan Pie is coming to terms with the horror of Keir Starmer's Labour and the fact that he voted for it.

Sands Centre, Carlisle

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Jimmy Carr: Laughs Funny

Jimmy tells jokes, and jokes are like magnets. Jokes attract people, but they can also repel. Some people are repelled by Jimmy's dark brand of comedy.

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Tom Stade

Canadian powerhouse Tom Stade is back on the road with a brand-new show - taking aim at the absurdities of modern times with his contagious charm and incisive,…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ Off To Mars

Join the acclaimed comedian as he tackles life’s frustrations with sharp wit and absurd observations.

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

An Evening with Jimmy Tarbuck

An Evening with Jimmy Tarbuck will see the acclaimed comedian and raconteur reflecting on a remarkable life in showbusiness, the seeds of which were sown in chi…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Paul Merton & Suki Webster's Improv Show

“Paul Merton and Suki Webster’s Improv Show” is a night of fast, and fabulously funny improvised games, scenes, stories, songs and laugh out loud surrealism.

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Carl Hutchinson

Carl has a unique blend of storytelling and physical comedy, with a dash of down-to-earth banter.

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Seann Walsh: After This One, I'm Going Home

Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee and the self-dubbed “Lie-In King”, Seann Walsh is 'unquestionably the best observational comic of his generation' (The Guardian).…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

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Alan Carr: Have I Said Too Much?

Alan Carr’s back on tour and his lips are unsealed!With a big mouth and a talent for oversharing, Alan’s ready to dish some drama.

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Stuart Mitchell: Life Support

Stuart Mitchell returns with his brand-new tour show!It’s something entirely new… and this time, we’re releasing early access tickets, giving you the chance to…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Phil Wang: Uh Oh

UH OH. Phil Wang’s back with a new stand-up show, and he’s older than ever before.He’s got a moustache now. It bristles with wisdom.

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv

Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026…

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Matt Bragg

The son of television warm up man Bobby Bragg, Matt has been performing stand up all over the country for the last 7 years.

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Urzila Carlson: Fatty on a Yacht

Multi-award-winning South African-New Zealander Urzila Carlson is one of Australian and New Zealand's biggest comedy stars, and she's bringing her trademark che…

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs

ABK is the crumbliest comedian in the game: a multi-award-winning stand-up comic and (occasionally) an internet sensation.

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Dara Ó Briain: Re:Creation

Dara Ó Briain is an Irish comedian and television presenter based in the United Kingdom.

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Phil Ellis

Star of Taskmaster and award-winning comedian, Phil Ellis, has entertained audiences of all ages with his amalgamation of off-beat observational material and ph…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Ian Stone - Looking for the Wow

Life can’t just be the humdrum, the mundane and the routine before the inevitable slide to disease, decay and death.

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Troy Hawke

Fresh from finding and proving decisive links between IKEA, the CIA and the Nazi’s, 1930’s throwback homeschooled investigator Troy Hawke battle a new enemy on…

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Two Mr P's in a Podcast Live

Mr P has been a primary school teacher for over twelve years. He still works part-time in school and leads training in schools all over the UK and beyond.

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities

Roll up, roll up! Or use a more conventional form of transport to get to the show. It's entirely your choice.

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Simon Brodkin: Unleashed

Acclaimed comedian and professional hoaxerHe’s the comedian who showered FIFA president Sepp Blatter with cash, handed Prime Minister Theresa May her P45, and c…

Sands Centre, Carlisle

Alan Carr - Work In Progress

Join Alan as he warms up ahead of his brand-new tour!

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Lawrence Chaney: Weight A Minute

Lawrence Chaney, the Scottish drag superstar best known for winning RuPaul’s Drag Race UK, is back with a brand new tour next year and has announced Aberdeen &…

The Brickyard, Carlisle

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John Kearns Tilting at Windmills 2026 Tour

Tilting at Windmills is the brand-new stand-up show from Taskmaster alumni and double Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner, John Kearns. A fragmented, digressing portr…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Tom Stade: Rules

Canadian powerhouse Tom Stade is back on the road with a brand-new show - taking aim at the absurdities of modern times with his contagious charm and incisive,…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It

Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2026 with a show that promises to stick it to The Man, as long as The Man doesnt stick it back to him. With his trademark…

Old Fire Station, Carlisle

An Hour With Mick Miller

SATURDAY 20TH FEBRUARY 2027- Join us to see Comedy Legend and one of our most treasured entertainers Mick Miller at Harraby Catholic Club in Carlisle.This will…

Harraby Catholic Club Ltd, Carlisle

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Dan Nightingale & Friends

Another tour of brilliant stand-up comedy from Dan Nightingale, host of the Have A Word podcast, and some of his very funny mates.

Old Fire Station, Carlisle