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Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It

Old Fire Station, CarlisleWednesday 11. November 2026 7pm
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Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2026 with a show that promises to stick it to The Man, as long as The Man doesnt stick it back to him. With his trademark…

Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2026 with a show that promises to stick it to The Man, as long as The Man doesnt stick it back to him.
With his trademark hard-hitting take no prisoners comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but dont respect him. He believes that, after youve seen the show, youll feel exactly the same way.
His last tour was extended four times and hes one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice, TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice Youre Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.
'Reminded me of how much I love stand up' The Times
Go and see Hal Cruttenden, hes got something to say and hell make you laugh; a lot. Daily Mirror
Naturally funnychallenging and provocative Daily Telegraph

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Warwick Street, CA3 8QW Carlisle

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