Things to do in Bordon

Simon and Garfunkel Through the Years

Critically-acclaimed as one of the greatest tribute shows in the world, Simon & Garfunkel Through the Years has toured extensively in the UK, Europe, Australia…

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Charlie Baker: Go Get It

Award-winning radio host, stand-up powerhouse and entertainment machine Charlie Baker returns to the stage with his brand new show: GO GET IT.You may know him f…

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Attention – All Shipping – A Celebration of the Shipping Forecast

As the shipping forecast embarks on its second century, Charlie Connelly’s hilarious and informative show brings the quirky broadcast vividly to life, celebrati…

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

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Alfie Brown: The Entertainer

A show so entertaining you can scarcely believe it. Written and performed (both!) by a man in crisis, desperate to find meaning in life.

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

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Charlie Connelly's Attention All Shipping: A Celebration of the Shipping Forecast

As the shipping forecast embarks on its second century, Charlie Connellys hilarious and informative show brings the quirky broadcast vividly to life, celebratin…

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

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Laura Smyth: Born Aggy WIP

NOT JUST A COMEDIAN, A PHENOMENON THE EVENING STANDARDJoin Laura Smyth for a Work in Progress show ahead of her brand-new tour Born Aggy.What if all your dreams…

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Danny Hunt: The Secret

Behind every illusion lies a secret, a secret guarded for centuries.Step into a world of mystery, magic and wonder as master magician and member of the world fa…

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Milo Edwards: Catamaran

Should you know about your dad’s seduction techniques?In 2025 Milo Edwards found a box of old letters in the back of his late Mother’s wardrobe.

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Introduction to Line Dancing

Line dancing combines fun with fitness and co-ordination, using easy-to-follow routines set to great music.

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Chauntecleer & Pertelotte: A Beasty Babel Fable

Very loosely based on Chaucers Nuns Priests Tale - an Aesop Fable style story about anthropomorphic chickens - Dougie Blaxlands Chauntecleer & Pertelotte - subt…

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Phoenix Comedy Club

Another one of our superbly smashingly super stand up comedy club for you!!!This month were delighted to be inviting to the delectable surroundings of The Phoen…

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Rubbin'Wood: Adult Panto

Bend your bows, whip out your arrows, and tighten your tightsPumpkin Pantos are back with a shaftload of filthy fun thats guaranteed to make you quiver!Join our…

Forest Community Centre, Bordon

A Head Full Of Coldplay

A Head Full of Coldplay’s tour hits the ground running with a vibrant, colourful and energy driven celebration of the music of Coldplay.

Forest Community Centre, Bordon

Lava Elastic

Lava Elastic lands at The Phoenix with an unforgettable night of boundary-pushing comedy, spoken word, and joyful chaos!Born as one of the UKs first openly neur…

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Six Teen Edition

SIX: Teen Edition Live in Bordon & Alton! Experience the smash-hit musical reimagined for a teen cast!

Forest Community Centre, Bordon

The Wings - Voices from the West End

An Evening of Movies, Musicals and More!Three sensational voices from Londons West End come together to bring you an evening of unforgettable music from the sta…

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Oliver Meech: When Magic & Science Collide

Oliver meddles with forces we barely understand, in a comedy magic show for curious minds. Experience amazing tricks inspired by science fact and fiction.

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Aidan Jones: Chopin's Nocturne

Aidan Jones grew up playing classical piano, but failed his conservatory audition at 18.After some time focusing on MDMA, he started doing stand-up in 2011.

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Aidan Jones: Chopin's Nocturne

I grew up playing classical piano, but failed my conservatory audition at 18. After some time focusing on MDMA, I started stand-up in 2011.

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Halloween Family Disco

Join hellraising local DJ Tinpanboy as he takes over The Phoenix dancefloor with enough Halloween hits to get the whole family shaking their bones!This is a pro…

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Kathakali

Experience the magic of South India through the powerful storytelling of Kathakali.

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

A Tale of Us

Sleep is like an old friend Ive not seen for a long time. Shes stopped returning my calls. But some nights feel sort of magic.

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Out of The Box

Out of the Box is a multi-award-winning family show delighting audiences across the UK; an hour of joyful chaos, jaw-dropping skill, and irresistible fun.Fresh…

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Pied Piper Theatre Company Presents: Hare & Tortoise

But whos the fastest; whos the best? Who will finally win the race? Faster Hare or steady Tortoise...Find out in this funny, tender, award-winning adaptation of…

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote

Cult hit event Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote comes with an interactive screening of a classic Murder, She Wrote episode.

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Cinderella

Pumpkin Pantos return this festive season with the Fairy Godmother of all pantos...

Forest Community Centre, Bordon

Four Forty Theatre Presents: A Christmas Carol

Four Forty Theatre invite you into their outrageous take on Dickens most magical holiday ghost story.A Christmas Carol follows a miserable miser, eccentric spir…

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A Star Wars Improv Show: The One-Man Made-up Movie Parody

Award nominated stand-up and improviser Jon Hipkiss brings together the ultimate celebration of comedy and fandom.Based solely on your suggestions, Jon will imp…

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Mettle

Award-winning solo performer Nicholas Collett (British Arrows Best Actor, Special Performance Award World Duo Festival, Seoul South Korea, Best Theatre Award Ad…

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

Robin Morgan: Silly Goose

Robin Morgan is back with a brand new hilarious stand-up show.Robins well into his mid-30s.

Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre, Bordon

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