Viking 9-to-5

This epic Viking Saga tells the tale of a 23 year old who doesn't have a clue what is going on with his life. Over the course of the show you will travel throughout the entirety of a Viking Museum (metaphorically, I'm not made of money) via the studios of the BBC quiz show Pointless and the depths of despair that early adulthood brings.

When this Viking finished university he had no idea where to go or what to do. Many of his contemporaries became lawyers, bankers or consultants (what is a consultant? Please I need to know, I think that consultants may be a prank. Or other professions that are considered 'proper jobs', but not the plucky hero of this saga. He fought bravely against the disgusting established middle-class trajectory to end up with a job at a popular Viking museum in the North of England.

The Viking invites you on a tour of this museum peppered with the absurd anecdotes that inevitably arrive when you're dressed in a tunic for your 9-to-5 job. The Viking will prove that the old maxim 'the customer is always right' is a lie invented by a particularly stupid customer. The customer is mostly rude and always stupid. Customers don't understand the meaning of the word 'replica', customers don't understand how not to bang their heads on everything, customers don't understand how the past works.

So come along if you'd like a silly show about what happens when you try and run away from life, so far that you run a thousand years back in time!