John Kearns: The Varnishing Days

The only ever winner of both the Best Show and Best Newcomer Edinburgh Comedy Awards presents his latest show.

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The Varnishing Days is the heart-stopping, glasses-dropping, hard-rocking, wig-shaking, levothyroxine-taking, knee-knocking, boot-licking, justifying, teeth rattling, digressing new show from stand up comedian to the stars John Kearns.

"Go silent as I walk on! Acknowledge when something funny happens! Leave discussing dinner plans! Others will be implicated. Points will be circled and missed. Hell, it's a man trying his best! When I visit your town dogs will start barking, as will clergy. Your microwave will go haywire. The lights in your vestibule will flicker and the Bank of England will nervously look at interest rates. On the day I write this, the pound has hit an all time low against the dollar. Mark my words. This show will break that record again and again and again."

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Enjoy code: 547767
Type
Scene
Target groups
Adult, Youth, Elderly
Source
TheList
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Available tickets

Thursday
20/04 2023 8:00pm
Komedia 44--47 Gardner Street BRIGHTON AND HOVE
Provided by The List