Ed Night: Remains

You greet, you part.

You sleep, you wake up achier than yesterday.

You break something, you heal it, you break something else.You move away, you move back to find your favourite places are all gone.

You try something new, you fail.

You get what you thought you wanted and it comes with a hole in your chest.

You look after someone, they die, someone else gets sick, you look after them, they die, it starts again.

You see a child run into a lamppost, you laugh and sneeze up blood.

You meet God and he asks you for a fiver.Fresh off the back of a string of hospital appointments and a stint in the writer’s cage of the only comedy TV show left in the country, people’s comedian and serial loser Ed Night is back on that old road with his brand new stand-up tour.

Prepare to have your ribs tickled to the max by material about all sorts of different topics and subjects, from the man who believes he’ll die if he ever slows down.Two time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee.

Writer for Saturday Night Live UK.

As seen and heard on Comedy Central and BBC Radio 4.