Shh! At The Old College Library Open Access Day

For centuries, access to the Old College Library's collections, including its legendary historical, esoteric, and folkloric tomes, has been restricted. Following recent criticism from governmental, journalistic, and other quarters, we are pleased to announce a revised policy: the annual open access day.We are now seeking volunteers to represent various individuals at the Open Access Day. With access to a wide variety of facsimiles, originals, and artefacts, your patron will give you priorities, information, and other resources to use to further their interests. We are aware of the excitement this opportunity has generated among the academic and fringe communities, and will endeavour to respect all requests for access.Attendees will be able to confer, negotiate, and share resources when not consulting the collections; we ask all volunteers to adhere to the library code of conduct.We have taken all reasonable measures to ensure that no disreputable academics, conspiracists, cults, fringe groups, or individuals using fraudulent identities will not be given patronage positions.Created by & starring Leo DoultonContent warnings: some movement required, supernatural themes, creeping dread
Fancy dinner and a show? Book at table at the Drayton Arms pub now and enjoy the pre-theatre menu before heading upstair