Gary Meikle: Fifty Fux

So I’m fifty next year.

How did that happen, wow! Half a century old is crazy, especially when back in the children’s homes the staff told me on the regular that I’d either be dead or in jail by 30.

I mean don’t get me wrong, the drugs definitely made the time served a lot easier but I’ve never imagined myself to make this age, does anyone? So what have I learned so far? What’s different now from 10, 20, 30 years ago? I guess you’ll need to get a long to a show to find out but what I will tell you is that as ever my show will be in keeping with previous years as you can teach an old dog new tricks but sometimes, the old ones are the best so it’ll be more of me questioning life, raunchy observations and embarrassing stories mixed in and sprinkled with some wisdom that I least I think I’ve gained, or have I? Who knows.

See you all soon.