Murder Inc Presents: Four Minute Mourning

We've all had those house-shares where you wish you had a bit more personal space. Someone is eating your cereal, drinking your milk, not doing the fair share of chores on the chore wheel. Worse, maybe they're always hogging the TV or listening to crap music. It can be maddening. But what happens when you can't get out in the fresh air to clear your head?