The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican's 20th Anniversary Tour: The Lantern Theatre, Sheffield

The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican's 20th Anniversary Tour: Two decades is too old to quit!Put on yer finest knitted gladrags, style your barnet, put on your dancing shoes and bring your finest singing voices, as we cordially invite you to witness the Greatest Show On Earth (in tank-tops). Founded in Barnsley Rock City in 2006 by their outspoken and energetic ringleader, Scott Doonican, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are on a mission! Far from being your typical folk ensemble, this cult-like collective of like-minded knit-wear enthusiasts are determined to follow in their spiritual fathers immortal footsteps and keep his legacy alive. Scott and his brothers-from-other-mothers, Mo-Jo Doonican, Dave Doonican and the Rt. Rev. Jeremiah Rickenbacker Doonican III, have quite the talent for Bar-Stewardizing other famous peoples songs with new satirical comedy lyrics, on folk instruments. To complete their outrageously understated image, the Doonicans have become instantly recognisable in festival fields and venues up and down the country for their immaculate hair and their stylish choice of sexy knitwear, and instantly memorable for their lairy, no-holds-barred, anarchic live shows.A group that is both perpetually on the move, ever-evolving and joyously independent, they have played over 1450 side-splitting shows to date, and have brought smiles and belly-laughs to audiences across the UK; from Barnsley to Barnstaple, from Glastonbury to Glasgow. They continue to wow audiences with a fine selection of their greatest hits, including the likes of Jump Ararnd, The Lady In Greggs, "The Devil Went Darn To Barnsley", "How Deep Is Your Glove?", "Paint 'em Back", "Goat Yoga", and "Turkey Teeth".The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican cant wait to bring the circus back to The Lantern they promise that they WILL rock you but gently!TESTIMONIALS"The best thing to come out of Barnsley, since the A61 to Sheffield"
Jarvis Cocker
"The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are very, very funny... parodists extraordinaire. One of the hardest working and best live acts on the planet"
Mike Harding
"Always enjoy the boys from The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican. When the North goes independent I am suggesting Too Good To Be Jus is our national anthem. Great fun"
Jason Manford"A ridiculous family of genius, hilarious, irresistible music makers, currently crowd-surfing to the bar and beyond, into the venues and music festivals of the UK. They're quality. Long may they rock... but gently."
Eliza Carthy"The 8th wonder of the world is actually in Yorkshire... a wonderful Yorkshire genius collective known as The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican. To see them is to know true magnificence"
Kate Rusby"An act that you will want to see over and over again. Absolutely hilarious"
Dave Pegg, Fairport Convention"Oh man! You guys look crazier than us!"
Wayne Coyne, frontman from six-time Grammy winners, The Flaming Lips"Great guys. They ROCK!"
Graham Oliver, from Barnsley NWOBHM-legends Saxon"The Doonicans put Barnsley on the map!!"
Dan Donnelly, The Levellers"Titans of Tomfoolery. They have without question added a dimension to the cultural life of Barnsley."
Dave Burland, Folk Musician"Like The Barron Knights - on speed!"
The Staffordshire Sentinel
"I HATE THE BAR-STEWARD SONS OF VAL DOONICAN. THEY'RE THE WORST KIND OF COMEDY FOLK BAND. NO COMEDY FOLK BAND IN THE HISTORY OF COMEDY FOLK BANDS HAVE EVER BEEN AS BAD AT THEM. EVER. THEY WROTE FAKE NEWS SONGS ABOUT ME. SO DISRESPECTFUL. SO BAD. SO NASTY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER. President DJT"
Donald Judas Trump, President of The United States of America via Truth Social