I'm a Philosopher! Why The F* am I Here?

An interactive, choose your own outcome, lip sync, musical comedy pastiche of reality TV!
What would happen if a reality gameshow were populated, not by the normal motley collection of D-List celebrities, but by a group of the world’s greatest thinkers?Will Jean-Jacques Rousseau really enjoy being in the state of nature?
Can Ayn Rand thrive in a libertarian paradise?
Is there anything that Peter Singer can eat?
Will anybody speak to Jordan Peterson?
There are political disagreements, moral debates, music, dancing and lots of comedy - but the best thing is that you, the audience, decides what happens.Who goes?
Who stays?
Who eats?
Who plays?
You decide it all using live, interactive voting.THIS PLAY IS NEVER THE SAME TWICE!