Downright Rude!

The Crick Crack Club presents
DOWNRIGHT RUDE!
Performance Storytelling by TUUP, Tim Ralphs, Nell Phoenix & Sarah Liisa WilkinsonSummer is here and the temperature is risingFour Crick Crack Club storytellers take to the stage for a night of gloriously rude folk and fairytales. This no-holds-barred evening of innuendo and bawdiness will peep beneath the petticoats of flirtation, raise a suggestive eyebrow at forbidden love, and take the urges of men and women firmly in hand.Lowering the tone for your delight are the glint-toothed, unprecedented preacher man TUUP, the oh-so-knowing Sarah Liisa Wilkinson, the irreverent reverend Tim Ralphs, and the naughty-but-nice Nell Phoenix.Expect funny, saucy, and deliciously improper stories that stray below the belt.RUNNING TIME: 120mins plus interval
CONTENT:This performance includes references to and descriptions of sexual acts and seduction contextualised within a paradigm of mythic narrative, archetype and metaphor.
SUITABLE FOR: adults (18+)INFORMATION:Running time: 120mins plus interval
WRAP UP WARM! Bring a cushion & wear sensible shoes. A torch will also come in handy...
Suitable for adults (18+)
There will be a simple bar running, and you can also bring your own. We serve tea, coffee and hot spiced apple juice on a 'donation' basis. Occasionally there's cake!
We open the site at 6pm for evening shows. If it's sunny, please feel free to bring a picnic to eat in the grounds of the Earthouse (just don't munch food while the show is on).
We do not offer ticket refunds unless we manage to resell your ticket. If you are unable to attend, then we recommend that you pass your ticket(s) to a friend. What better gift would there be?!
Please only attend if you have a ticket
Wheelchair access is very weather dependent and there is no formal access - please call the ATC on 01725 517 618 for advice before booking. If you use a wheelchair please inform us when you buy a ticket so we can accommodate you in the venue safely.
This is a no smoking site.
No dogs are allowed on site. Please don't leave them in your car!
DIRECTIONS: Turn off Damerham Road into Cranborne Middle School. Parking is in the school car-park. Walk up the road from the car-park to the Ancient Technology Centre, and follow the lane to the doors of the Earthouse.