Dan Tiernan: Quartz And All

Dan Tiernan returns to The Clapham Grand with his new show, Quartz And All.

Expect an evening filled with laughter and the unique ferocity that made him a hit at the Edinburgh Festival.

Armed with an amethyst, a bucketful of sage, and a rose quartz, Dan's performance promises to be loud, inventive, and visceral.

Don't miss this chance to see one of comedy's most compelling new voices live on stage.

Get your tickets now to experience an unforgettable night of stand-up comedy! Frequently asked questions What do I do if I have a question about the venue? Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here .

For further information about the show, timings, age restrictions or general questions, please contact Team Grand at info@claphamgrand.com detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question.

I have questions about access, where can I get the information I need? Our Upstairs Bar is not wheelchair accessible & you will need to take 8 flights of stairs to the 5th floor.

For PA tickets or seat reservations for access reasons, contact us before purchasing tickets at 020 7223 6523 or access@claphamgrand.com.

Office hours are 9am-5.30pm Mon - Sat.

What can I expect in terms of flashing lights, loud noises and other similar elements? There may be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, and balloon drops.

If you have any concerns, contact us for further assistance to ensure a safe experience.

I have already purchased my tickets & have questions about the tickets themselves.

For ticketing enquiries, contact DICE via their Help Desk.

If questions remain, email info@claphamgrand.com.

What is 'unallocated' seating? Unallocated seating means seats are on a first-come, first-served basis within your ticket area.

We never sell more tickets than seats available.