Cinderella and the Two Ugly Slgs

Poor Cinderella forced into servitude by her wicked stepmother, Chlamydia, Cinderella must cook, clean, and dodge insults from her evil stepsisters, Vee and Dee, be er known as the Two Ugly Slgs. Loud, lazy, and convinced theyre irresis ble, the sisters are determined to marry rich despite being about as refined as a kebab at closing me.Luckily, Cinderellas best friend Buttons is always on hand with a kind word, a hopeful heart, and absolutely no useful prac cal skills whatsoever. Meanwhile, her father Baron Harden is trying, and failing, to keep his house in order, despite his wife and step daughters shopping addictions.When news arrives that the dashing and often aroused Prince Stiffington is to hold a grand ball to find a bride, Vee and Dee, who love balls, prepare for the event with all the elegance of a home bargains makeover, determined to bed the prince by any means necessary. Cinderella, of course, is forbidden to go, until help arrives in the form of her fairy godmother and slightly magical Fairy Muff.With some suspiciously sticky magic, Cinderella is whisked to the ball for a night of romance. But as midnight approaches her disguise begins to unravel. A brand new croc is lost, and Vee and Dee will stop at nothing to land themselves a royal.
Packed with outrageous adult humour, sexual inuendo and plenty of audience participation, Cinderella and the Two Ugly Slgs is a gloriously naughty twist on the classic fairy tale, where nothing is subtle, and the laughs just keep coming!Over 18s Only!