Jack Off the Beanstalk: the Adult Panto

The tale of magic beans and giant dreams...like you've never seen it before!Brace yourself as The Adult Panto Company brings their 'SIDE-SPLITTINGLY FUNNY' antics to Liverpool's Lighthouse Theatre for one night only this December. Following the success of TINDER-ELLA!, BLOW WHITE, BIG DICK WHITTINGTON and BEAUTY BANGS THE BEAST, the 5th production is now touring the country for a strictly limited run this December.Adult panto climbs to new heights with the classic tale of Jack and the Beanstalk - like you've never seen it before! After a quick fiddle in his pockets, Jack the Lad gets his hands on some magic beans and discovers that things can grow surprisingly fast! One enormous stalk later, he's thrust into a sky-high adventure packed with filthy laughs, audience interaction, well-known songs, festive chaos and more innuendo than you can shake a sausage at!Will he get the Giant's chopper? Will Jill finally get her happy ending? Join Jack, Juicy Jill, the well-endowed Giant and all the gang for outrageous adult panto, Big Stalk Energy and a giant-sized night of hilarious entertainment. The perfect pre-Christmas night out - book now from 25.Please note that this production WILL contain adult jokes, strong language, outrageous behaviour and more cackles than a hen do in Magaluf...you have been warned! Strictly adults only.Splash zone!
Get even closer to the action with the best seats in the house - choose one of the first 3 rows if you dare to be picked on ...and you will almost certainly get wet! Be brave; it's worth it!Reviews from our sell out production of Tinder-Ella:
A definite swipe to the right for this wholly inclusive, filthy night of adult fun with laughs a-plenty. Theatre Whippet
It's bawdy, it's brash & decidedly blue, I laughed throughout. Brum Hour
Absolutely fantastic fun! & Side-splittingly funny! Jason Forrest Podcast
I totally recommend this. Funny, filthy and VERY adult. Audience FeedbackTickets from just 25 until 31st August - prices increase with demand throughout the year - book now for the best seats and prices!Book Tickets for the later 8:45pm performance here.