Clatty Pats

Rutherglen Town HallClatty PatsClatty Pats- Walk Like A Glaswegian!Written & Directed by Paul MooreAn Arts Enigma ProductionDid you ever get stuck to that famous "sticky carpet"? Did you get "Clatty at Cleopatras" back in the day?This hilarious homage to big hair, leg warmers, neon and new wave, had them dancing in the aisles during its sell out run in 2023 and is back to take you back to the 80s future when we were mad about Madonna and danced as West End Girls and West End Boys.to the best sounds of the 80s.Famous for its "Nurses" nights- join our naughty fab four "Sisters" as they come off shift and shift a few shandies (and the rest) and get up to a whole lot of trouble, blowing bubble gum like Maryhill Madonna's in their tutus, hoping to land a Simon Le Bon, but more often than not going up the road looking like a "hauf chewed bon bon" having bumped into a few Whams & Bam's!Clatty Pats is open again for business.

Get on your 80s neon, hairspray that hair up- big and bold for an outrageously funny trip down 80s memory lane- to the best sounds of the 80s.

Based on a few true stories...