Not Now, Bernard!

‘There’s a monster in the garden and it’s going to eat me.’Bernard’s got a problem.

There’s a monster in the garden… but his mum and dad are too busy to notice.

So Bernard does what any sensible child would do — he tries to befriend it.

That doesn’t quite go to plan.A wildly funny, physical theatre adaptation of David McKee’s much-loved picture book, bursting with chaos, live music made from instruments and household objects, and an ENORMOUS purple monster.This is a story about being heard, getting noticed, and what happens when grown-ups are just too busy — told with comedy, imagination, and plenty of mischief.

With integrated Makaton, this accessible production is suitable for everyone aged 3+.Supported by Arts Council England, the egg, and Front Room Theatre.