Rapornzel

Many years ago, the King and Queen of a far-off kingdom were blessed with a baby girl with long, magical, downstairs hair.

One day the jealous witch Mother Fu★ker kidnapped the child and locked her in a tower; selfishly squandering her merkin magic for herself.

With the help of local hairdresser Dame Fanny Follicle, her thick as fu★k son Dipsh★t, the dashing Prince Ride-her and the Hairy Fairy Dandruff, will Rapornzel ever come out?Find out in this HAIR-larious fairytale pantomime strictly for grown-ups!