Nobody's Perfect

Written by Simon Williams | Directed byDawn RoweA romantic novelist who doesn't exist. A competition he was never supposed to win. A lie that's getting harder to explain.Leonard Loftus is a shy statistician with a secret ambition: he's written a romantic novel. Unfortunately, the publishers he's submitting to only accept entries from women.
His solution? Create a female pen name.
When "Lulabelle Latiffa" wins first prize in a competition run by the feminist publishing house Love Is All Round, Leonard suddenly finds himself trapped in a web of misunderstandings, disguises and increasingly complicated deceptions.
As he struggles to keep up the charade, Leonard must also contend with his wayward daughter Dee Dee, his mischievous father Gus and an even bigger problem he's fallen hopelessly in love with Harriet Copeland, the woman behind the competition.
Packed with mistaken identities, cross-purposes and laugh-out-loud comic situations, Simon Williams' Nobody's Perfect is a warm-hearted romantic comedy that has delighted audiences across the UK, Europe and Australia.
Funny, charming and full of heart, this feel-good comedy is the perfect way to launch The Rossendale Players' 90th Anniversary Season.Content warning: Contains mild innuendo, cross-dressing comedy and adult themes. Suitable for ages 12+.
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