A-Lad-in

Wrandy Theatre are BACK for 2026!
Strictly 18+ Contains strong language, sexual humour & adult themes
Oh yes it bloody does...
Get ready for a filthy, fast-paced, laugh-out-loud re-imagining of the classic tale of Aladdin - with absolutely no shame and zero innuendo left unused.
Welcome to Gobble-Knob, where plums are never just plums, wishes come with strings attached, and rubbing the wrong thing can change your life forever...
Follow Aladdin Twankey, a poor laundry boy with big dreams (and an even bigger reputation), as he falls head over heels for Princess Jizzmine, battles the villainous Abendover, and discovers a magic lamp that releases one of the rudest Genies you'll ever meet. Throw in Widow Twankey, the Spirit of the Cock Ring, outrageous audience interaction, and enough double-entendres to make your Nan blush - and you've got one hell of a night out.
What to expect:Shameless adult humour
Camp musical numbers
Rude jokes, risque references & crowd participation
Local gags and topical banter
A pantomime that gleefully crosses every line - repeatedlyWhat not to expect:Family-friendly content
Subtlety
Your dignity remaining intactIf you love your panto naughty, loud, and completely unfiltered, this is the show for you.
Book now - before it sells out... or gets banned.