Parlour Song

"Me and Lyn, Ned and Joy, we live six feet apart. It's the same house. But round theirs everything's backwards. You're in our lounge, need a slash, come out, do a left. You do that next door and you end up in the kitchen." Two couples. Next door neighbours in a perfectly identical housing estate in the suburbs of London. But this seemingly dull suburbia breeds its own madness. Small items slowly disappear from Ned's house; his birdbath, lawnmower, a stuffed badger, golf clubs all vanish... And after 11 years of marriage it seems his wife is disappearing next door too...