John Kearns: The Varnishing Days

The only ever winner of both the Best Show and Best Newcomer Edinburgh Comedy Awards presents his latest show.


The Varnishing Days is the heart-stopping, glasses-dropping, hard-rocking, wig-shaking, levothyroxine-taking, knee-knocking, boot-licking, justifying, teeth rattling, digressing new show from stand up comedian to the stars

John Kearns.

"Go silent as I walk on! Acknowledge when something funny happens! Leave discussing dinner plans! Others will be implicated. Points will be circled and missed. Hell, it's a man trying his best! When I visit your town dogs will start barking, as will clergy. Your microwave will go haywire. The lights in your vestibule will flicker and the Bank of England will nervously look at interest rates. On the day I write this, the pound has hit an all time low against the dollar. Mark my words. This show will break that record again and again and again."


Enjoy code: 979179
Target groups
Adult, Elderly, Youth
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Available tickets

26/05 2024 5:00pm
Wells Cathedral School 15 The Liberty WELLS
Provided by The List