I Don't Want to be Yoko Ono

Creative differences and bad blood split the Beatles, and now, it seems history is repeating itself in the tribute circuit. Dave is Elvis Presley and Angie is Marilyn Monroe, but Byron and Cheryl have ditched hairspray for mop tops with a new act as John Lennon and Yoko Ono. With five minutes to go before the Wolverhampton Regional Talent Championships, can the boys learn to forgive and forget, or will Cheryl and Angie be prising their childish husbands off one another?Written by Bath-based creative Clare Reddaway, I Dont Want to Be Yoko Ono returns to Burdalls Yard for a night of chaos and laughter.Promotional image photograph by Hermione MacNab
Presented bythird year BA Acting Students - Elisabeth May, Leo zsoy, Meghan Funtek, Zack Forrow and Jonny Nagele
Running time, approx 50 minutes
Recommended for ages 14+
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