Guy Mitchell's Dog's Dead - Pass it on

Jock has been keeping a sea bass he caught on Castlerock beach in his bath for a week in case the Belfast Telegraph come to photograph it.

Sammy has found a porno mag in the hedges but he can't get the pages open.

Word is big Sandra has been bitten on the fanny by a rattle snake....

And as for Guy Mitchell......well, his dog's dead and... sure ya know yourself.

A one man 'multi role' play written by Sam Robinson, acted by Kealan McAllister and Directed by Trevor Gill (although he'll deny it if you ask him...)