Beauty & The Beastiality - ADULT PANTO

The countrys most notorious adult panto company are back! Cattle Productions have been performing their famous rude and naughty shows since 2011, and now bring you their unique take on Beauty & The Beast their fourth in the series!The main man Big Dick Dickey returns and hes the one youve all come to see hes filthy, foul- mouthed, flirty and f★★★★★g funny! What will he get up to this time with a new girl and a big beast around the corner, alongside a few other barmy characters!? And lets remember our unforgettable rendition of The Twelve Days Of Christmas......will there be something similarly hilarious in store for you this time......And this is a PROPER adult panto, uniquely written for an adult audience, NOT just adapted from a family show with a few swear words thrown in! Its an 18+ production and definitely not for those of you that get offended, so only come if you know what youre coming to see!!Focus on the outrageous things were saying and we guarantee you the best laughs youll ever have! Of course, really this is just a simple fairytale..............just with our unique, crude and dirty twist!We are also supporting local charity ROUNDABOUT HOMELESS PREVENTION from the proceeds.Funny as f##k!
Have not laughed so much in ages
The best comedy show I have ever seen
LAUGHED from start to finish
I ached from laughing so much