Boatmince

Our annual boat party returns for 2026 to continue our tradition of mincing down the River Thames for BOATMINCE!Come on board to be surrounded by seamen, burly captains and cabin boys on board HMS BOATMINCE for an afternoon of fun on the Thames.

BEARS AND BUOYS AHOY!We board The Jewel of London 12:15pm sharp from the Westminster Pier! Please don’t be late as the captain will not wait for late gays.

We will disembark at 5pm.

You know we love it when you make an effort to dress up so we STRONGLY encourage a nautical theme.

Throw me a wave, sailor!The Jewel of London is bespoke party boat with two large decks, open sunroof and viewing gallery.

It has two outside decks one to the front and one to the rear.

On board is a superb sound system, perfect for those summer tunesDuring the four hours of cruising (on the boat!) the BEEFMINCE DJ SILVERHOOK plus special guests will be delivering the signature BEEFMINCE sound, but carefully re-adjusted for a delightful (but yet boozy) afternoon.PLUS no need to take Monday off work, it's a Bank Holiday bbz!Presented by BEEFMINCE.This is an 18+ event.